Oyster Creek Police have some Facebook fun | News

OYSTER CREEK — Posts for all 1,372 followers of the Oyster Creek Police Department’s Facebook page to read are primarily intended for just one person — and even they likely get a chuckle out of them.

The department recently turned to humor to bring attention to suspects they are trying to track down, eliciting laughs from readers and hopefully enough buzz to bring in information that leads to an arrest.

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